who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
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someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
*crowd boos*
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
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“You’d be surprised how many beautiful gowns have crazy women in them”
—
Cinderella: The musical, Tony Performance.
Amazing.
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“Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.”
— Eleanor Roosevelt (via thewinterwind)
“I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.”
— Stephen King (via allegorys)
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SHOWING UP SOMEWHERE IN A HOT NEW OUTFIT
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
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