I'll be wonderful super fantastic coolness remarkable.
21. Testing the limits of my life.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me